Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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