I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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