im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
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