so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
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