There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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