Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
i have nine cents in my fucking bank account... not even a dime
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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