i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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