Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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