Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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