the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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