i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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