VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
I will be naked everywhere
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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