The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
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