i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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