You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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