Your tits are I can't wait for
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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