shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
this morning i woke up under the kitchen table. i went to my room and there was an inflatable whale in my bed with a banana duct taped to where its penis should be. there were trails of cheez-its around my apartment and i found $67 in the crotch of my underwear. im guessing i had a very happy birthday.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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