fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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