When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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