my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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