I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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