RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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