I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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