quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
he had hair everywhere except his balls
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
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