this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
Why is there broken glass in my purse?
You stole a snow globe. From your VP. Soooo...maybe don't put all your hopes on that promotion you were expecting
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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