Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
dude. I can hear the air.
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