Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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