found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
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