I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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