found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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