new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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