i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Even my vagina gasped.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
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