I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
This baby is an asshole
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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