At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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