yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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