lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
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