when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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