Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
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