: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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