Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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