NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
handjob tips. give me some.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Randomize
