Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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