Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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