If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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