So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
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