i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
Randomize
