I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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