I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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