Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i would punch a child for taco bell
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Randomize
