idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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