We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
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