Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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